You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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