Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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