It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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