I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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