NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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