I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
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Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
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I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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