100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
you never un-have a 4some
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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