I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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