Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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