Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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