Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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