Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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