office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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