well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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