I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I think people are normalizing furries
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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