You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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