tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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