D3 body, D1 cock
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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