I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
You did what with his pubic hair?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
