Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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