doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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