I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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