I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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