how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
There r osticjed everywhere
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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