why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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