The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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