You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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