Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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