Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
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Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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