Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
