I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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