Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Randomize
