You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
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