Pants 0. Shit 1.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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