I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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