I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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