loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
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You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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