Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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