We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I am never drinking with the goths again.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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