You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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