Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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