fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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