i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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