just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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