But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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