its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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