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say what?
wanna hang out?
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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