Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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