New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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