the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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