Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
