is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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