I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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