I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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