Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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